Age: 22

Gender: Male

Primary Objective: Stay sane and normal.

Secondary Objective: Gain communication degree.

Likes: The old Lara, reality-based TV, vanilla, sitcoms, school pride

Dislikes: Cat-girls, weird people, penguin RAs, pickle-based life forms, and everything that has happened to him since entering GU.

Description:

Extremely normal, mostly harmless, about as average as you can get — will probably have 2.4 kids and 1.9 televisions. Fate has other plans in store for him.